Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
