Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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