wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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