i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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