If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Shame - the story of my life.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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