Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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