this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Randomize
