Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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