If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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