You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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