So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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