Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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