I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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