Don't make out with my wife yet
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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