The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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