well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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