Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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