I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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