I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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