I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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