You don't have asthma, your pregnant
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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