i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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