Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
