sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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