So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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