Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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