come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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