yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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