I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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