He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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