you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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