i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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