R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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