we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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