y did u give ur computer a hand job?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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