Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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