Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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