Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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