And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i out mim tonsoeep
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