I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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