She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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