On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
