Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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