we're blogging at a bar
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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