Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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