Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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