There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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