she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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