ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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