Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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