dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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