Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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