she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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