But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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