That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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