that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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