Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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