I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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